Glen Healy is a Turd!

Few people get me up in arms more than TSN hockey 'expert' Glen Healy. The guy was a lousy goalie and he's an even more awful commentator. He's also a complete idiot. How someone that has such little knowledge of hockey outside Toronto, someone who clearly still holds resentment towards the Flames and Oilers for lighting him up constantly when he was a goalie, gets so much national air time is beyond me. Even his coworkers Dreger and Mackenzie seem to think he's got no credibility (it's so much fun to watch the NHL on TSN just to see those two clearly taking pot-shots at Healy, without him even catching on).

Anyways all of this is to say you should check this out. TSN, realising how trivial sports predictions are, have brought back Maggie the Monkey. Yes folks, instead of having another 'expert' come out and make there 'bold' predictions (usually going with the favorites, and then choosing one upset in a vain attempt to look unpredictable), TSN brings back their loveable monkey who chooses teams based on a simple spin of the wheel. Last year she beat all of her peers by predicting the Oilers to make it to the finals. I love it when organizations are able to make fun of themselves and this seems to be the case here.

What is most enjoyable about this is that if you look at their 'expert panel' it includes Maggie alongside the rest of the TSN hockey 'experts' with the exception of Healy! Yes, Healy has been replaced by a FRICKIN' MONKEY!